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Maryssa. 21. Taken<3. ΔφE. I love almost everything. Get to know meee :] ♡

tavrisprite:

tavrisprite:

so basically um im horny 

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do you know what these all say?

"hi horny im dad"

svvords:

is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world

zaynshair2k14:

bringingthetruthback:

tinalikesbutts:

So when boys want to wear tank tops, it’s okay, but when I want to do it, it’s indecent and my shoulders are going to give every boy in a 20-mile radius a boner?

if your underage and its a professional environment, wear professional clothing. women have sexual organs on their top half, men don’t, don’t you know biology??

breasts aren’t sexual organs and neither are shoulders do everyone a favor staple your hands to your ass

strangencrazy:

And .. This is The END..

strangencrazy:

And .. This is The END..

marauders4evr:

lilyatethepizza:

thenotoriousscuttlecliff:

bubble-squash:

thatonenerdwhofangirls:

mr-egbutt:

wrestlingcrocs:

melancholy-d-r-e-a-m:

wrestlingcrocs:

ledzipline:

we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies

justin bieber

robin thicke

tony abbott

lawrence lockman

perez hilton

nash grier

This is quickly becoming the Hunger Games for douchebags 

THE 1ST ANNUAL DOUCHEBAG GAMES.

Hosted by Ellen

the-gold-coast:

I’ll love you forever if 

  • you bring me flowers
  • you take me on long drives
  • you understand my social anxiety
  • you wear worn out baseball caps
  • accept me dressing like a hobo sometimes

baracknobama:

theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits

and im there like image

sherlockismyholmesboy:

plasmalogical:

unirony:

werewolfsquad:

Bulldog/lab mix holy shit

i wrestled a kid with these proportions in highschool

help him

[RHPS callback voice] HE’S GOT NO FUCKING NECK